歐洲足協終於決定，判處阿仙奴前鋒艾杜亞度達施華(Eduardo Da Sliva)停賽兩場，作為於歐聯外圍賽次回合，在禁區內「插水」搏得十二碼的懲罰。消息傳來，實在令人多麼振奮，必須擊節鼓掌致敬!

由昔日球王柏天尼領導的歐洲足協，獨排眾議，明察秋毫，實在多麼英明! 艾杜亞度這些原籍巴西，繼承南美球員古惑陰招的球員，插水技術下三流，破綻百出，跟當今球壇獨當一面的葡萄牙球王相比，那詐死功夫實在望塵莫及，螳乎其後，早應受到制裁。柏天尼等享負盛名的殿堂級人馬，集體作出如此獨到精僻的決定，實在是打擊阿仙奴此類所謂「漂亮足球」的一股清泉!

小弟作為一個「理性」的阿迷，絕不會與那些自認die-hard卻為愚忠的「阿迷」一般見識，今次實在要幫理不幫親，強烈建議歐洲足協直接推翻外圍賽次回合賽果，改判些路迪勝3:0晉級，再褫奪阿仙奴參加歐霸盃資格，讓全歐洲勁旅齊齊笑呵呵。另外，該場比賽執法的球證，理應視為「串謀詐騙」的共犯，起碼判罰停吹一年半載才合理。

與此同時，雖然英格蘭球證委員會，已經放棄追究雲加上星期阿仙奴作客曼聯，在球證多番偏幫兵工廠下仍未能勝出，老羞成怒踐踏看台事件，但柏天尼等人認為此舉，實在是對這支應屆歐聯亞軍極大侮辱，因此應該把此案轉交至隔一個海的歐盟法庭、甚至海牙國際法庭審理。

一言以蔽之，歐洲足協今次殺一儆百，嚴懲低劣插水小技，實能以警傚尤，並提醒所有職業足球員，插水前應該多觀看葡萄牙球王、以及英格蘭雞蟲等球星之錄影帶，好好效法那些一等一毫無破綻、「未踢先跌」的技術，藉以逃過球證法眼，切勿像這位克羅地亞三流鋒將一樣，咁鬼「」!!

歐洲足協萬歲!! 普拉蒂尼(大陸譯名)萬歲!! (記住要用cctv黃健翔語氣)

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歐洲足協簡單判辭：

UEFA said in a statement: "The UEFA control and disciplinary body today examined the case of the Arsenal player Eduardo 'for deceiving the referee' during the UEFA Champions League play-off second leg match on August 26 against Celtic, and has suspended the player for two UEFA club competition matches.''

阿仙奴官方聲明：

The Club is disappointed with Uefa’s decision to suspend Eduardo for two Champions League matches starting with Standard Liege on September 16.

We have been informed that we will receive a “reasoned decision” from Uefa by Thursday of this week. Once we receive Uefa’s rationale, we will make a decision on the next steps.

We have been deeply frustrated by the perfunctory and apparently arbitrary process that Uefa has followed in this instance. We believe it is imperative that Uefa’s explanation for its decision provides clear and comprehensive standards that will be consistently enforced. It is also critical that Uefa provides specific details of the processes it plans to adopt in reviewing all games under its jurisdiction.